Tara Connor, the reigning MISS USA that THE DONALD sent to rehab, did an interview the other day where she revealed that she had been sexually abused. Not that her drunken, druggie, and indiscreet behaviors weren't already an indication of an unfortunate past. And don't get me started on her tattoos.
Strippers, prostitutes, beauty
queens and lesbians I have known seem to include more than their
share of sexual abuse survivors among them. But Mrs. Linklater is not about to
launch into one of her usual rants about any of that. She's still
shaking her head about something Tara said.
During the interview that Mrs. L
watched, Tara was asked what this last year has been like for her,
considering that she almost lost her crown, had to go into re-hab, and
told the world about the feeling of shame she carried from childhood.
Luckily THE DONALD has a heart of gold lame. And gave her a second
chance. It couldn't possibly be because he has a soft spot or a hard-on
for goodlooking women. Tara is very pretty, in a pornographic pet kind
To refresh your memory about how lucky Tara is, another bad girl in the
Miss USA contest did not fare nearly as well. Miss Nevada was dumped
without so much as a pat on the ass when they found her "naughty"
pictures on the internet. The ones I saw were pretty tame as nasty
pictures go. Girls kissing girls. Thong shots. Stuff you see in high
school yearbooks these days.
The poor girl claims that she and her friends were just having fun when
they took the photos. But apparently Miss Nevada didn't have Tara's
special charisma. Or other charms that only THE DONALD may be aware of.
After her fall from grace, the future, um, Las Vegas professional did
get fifteen minutes to whine about her unjust treatment with Dr. Phil
on national TV. In an outfit that barely covered the mole on her inner
Anyway, after Tara was asked how to sum up her year, she took a deep breath and said she could sum it up in ONE WORD:"
Ooops, wait a sec, Tara, isn't that TWO WORDS?
Even if you hyphenate them, you've
still got two words. And, by the way, the only way LIFE and ALTERING
appear the dictionaries I checked is separately. Not together. Not
Not like the one word you could use to describe THE DONALD:
Combover. Okay, comb-over.