Anyway, one of the cats, Dougie, is a comedian. He sleeps on your head, licks your nose while you're sleeping, and climbs in the sink just when you want to brush your teeth. Yesterday I caught him watching TV. Today he got under the top sheet as I was putting it on the bed. And he wouldn't leave. I couldn't get him off because he'd just move to another part of the bed. He stayed underneath the sheet the whole time, chasing his tail. So I just tucked in three sides, put a comforter on top and told him to have a nice day. The bed looks very Four Seasons, except for a huge lump in the middle.
Kind of like this cat, only an orange one with long hair
who looks annoyingly smug and not bug-eyed.