What's with Al Gore's hair? On TV today he looks like he's got three or four chocolate colored stripes angling from the top of his forehead across the front of his hair to the back. The Hershey dips all seem to be the same distance apart, too. Come on Al, is this a lame attempt to lessen the amount of gray with low lights instead of high lights? While we're at it, what's with the shock and awe eyebrows? Has Tipper been getting out her tweezers while you were sleeping?
How about Greg Norman? Fifty-three? Call me crazy, but he doesn't look any older than he did the last time he played for the British Open. Replace his current baseball cap with his signature black cowboy lid and the Shark is back. I guess getting married to a 52 year old woman can help level the fairway. Okay, maybe it's the gale force wind. He's tied with last year's winner Padraig Harrington at seven over with most of the back nine to go. Harrington is ranked 14th in the world. Norman is ranked 646th in the world. Right now it's a head game. If he becomes the oldest geezer to ever win the trophy, it's because he got some pointers from the toughest pro athlete, mentally, who ever played [except for Tiger]. They didn't call Chris Evert the Ice Maiden for nothing.