Sunday, July 20, 2008

The View From My TV

What's with Al Gore's hair? On TV today he looks like he's got three or four chocolate colored stripes angling from the top of his forehead across the front of his hair to the back. The Hershey dips all seem to be the same distance apart, too. Come on Al, is this a lame attempt to lessen the amount of gray with low lights instead of high lights? While we're at it, what's with the shock and awe eyebrows?  Has Tipper been getting out her tweezers while you were sleeping?

How about Greg Norman? Fifty-three? Call me crazy, but he doesn't look any older than he did the last time he played for the British Open. Replace his current baseball cap with his signature black cowboy lid and the Shark is back. I guess getting married to a 52 year old woman can help level the fairway. Okay, maybe it's the gale force wind. He's tied with last year's winner Padraig Harrington at seven over with most of the back nine to go. Harrington is ranked 14th in the world. Norman is ranked 646th in the world. Right now it's a head game. If he becomes the oldest geezer to ever win the trophy, it's because he got some pointers from the toughest pro athlete, mentally, who ever played [except for Tiger]. They didn't call Chris Evert the Ice Maiden for nothing.


screaminremo303 said...

Gore has merely become one of those Disney-esque animatronic figures that spews a pre-recorded dialog. I really like his latest "You're either part of the global warming solution or just step aside" comment. Reminds me of the "You're either with us or against us" Axis of Evil speech from Bush that he was roasted for by the left. Someone needs to jam a harpoon in his ass and use his blubber to feed Bangladesh.

I was loving the Open but Norman did himself in with some stupid club selection off the tee. Of course, if I was sleeping with Ms. Evert I wouldn't care about the club as much as I'd worry about my shaft. She's smoking hot.

bosoxblue6993w said...

and how come KAPTAIN KANGAROO never got a promotion?    Souldn't he have retired as KOLONEL KANGAROO?

swibirun said...

When I saw he was on top of the leader board, I was just so sure he was going to win.  That would have been so great to see him win again.  I had not idea he was married to Chris Evret.